Its not you. Its your floats. Like most groundbreaking companies that changed the world, (Google, Space-X, Hot Pockets, etc.) Float Factory set out to solve a simple, yet insurmountable problem: To end boring days in the water. Swans, Pizza Slices, Unicorns. How much longer must we be forced to conform to mediocre water toys? Humanity was ready for change, and no one was doing anything about it, until now. Realizing that this was their higher calling, our founders Patrick and Tommy, immediately quit their cushy corporate jobs and chose to focus on nothing but solving this crisis. They decided to wage war on pathetic and lame water toys and traded in their business suits for bathing suits. (Yes, it was legendary.) They received all the standard advice from their biggest supporters... Youre absolutely out of your mind. - Financial advisor Youre doing what!? - Ex-Boss You can do anything you set your mind to. - Mom Its impossible, youll need an MBA. - Everyone else. Despite the overwhelming support, they knew they had to follow their dream, and against all odds, Float Factory was born. Not the heroes we wanted, but the heroes we deserve. Welcome to #FloatNation, where no float is too crazy, and everyone has the chance to be a kid again. How will you float with us?